This Drunken 'Imperfect Barbie' addition may make you want to giggle; she loves to run around, talk to new barbies and kens alike; steal cigerettes, beers, shot glasses and other invaliable items...We do warn you to keep an eye on your wallets, money, KEYS, beers and any other items you may wish to keep (this may include items of clothing).

This talking to strangers usually leads into the Kissing of stange men. As barbie is now fully wearing her Beer googles and doesn't really care what the guy looks like, smells like, or what he was previously kissing over in the corner, (the slut from the poppleton house, pavilions), she carries on making a fool out of her self hoping for this to be her new Blaine...

This Barbie has a tendancy to slur her words; so when you push her button and she starts to sound like "eeeee wantsssaaaaaaaaanother Vhooooodkaaaaa"... Don't worry, it's not actually her batteries running out, It's the Jack Daniels taking effect.

Be sure to watch how much she drinks, try not letting her mix her substances as this can cause her to pass out, throw up or pee on other's shoes.... And we as a company are not liable for the damages caused to you or your precious shoes.

CAUTION: If you do happen to have the Occasional barbie that has a corrupted drive, she may want to phone the police, run away and become a missing person for the night, this resulting in yourself and others to go out, look for 4 hours round the city of Lincoln, in the search for this crazy blonde drunkered.


WARNING: This drunken Barbie, does become playfully violent. She likes to poke, pounce on and hug other barbies very, VERY tightly. This can cause bruising, cuts and maybe a watery eye on occasion.

But don't worry, your not just spending your$19.87 on a disfunctional, alcohol influenced, crazy barbie, you do get to look after her the next day. What a chance to play doctors and nurses, feed her paracetamol, ibroprofen and any other pain killers you may wish to give her, tuck her up in to bed and be assure to leave her to sleep through her first lecture of the day... she may be a bit arsey towards you, especially if her hangovers a stinker!

(Not suitable for children under 18 years as each Barbie comes with one of her own bottles of either Jack Daniels, Vodka, Malibu, Martini, Barcardi, and if your unlucky enough to get the Student version of this doll, you'll recieve a over sized bottle of cheap Lambini.)